The quote from Stephenson got me started and another great quote came to my mind. This time it’s my favorite travel author Paul Theroux who commented on a certain type of traveller in “The Old Patagonian Express“:
Great hairy middle-aged buffoons complained at ticket counters and shouted, “Look, I’m a student! Do me a favor! He doesn’t believe I’m a student. Hey – ”
They were cut-priced tourists, idlers, vagabonds, freebooters, who had gravitated to this impoverished place because they wanted to save money.
Why did I think of this quote ?. Well I was going through some old travel diaries of mine to find suitable material for this blog. In a May 2000 page on my arrival in Bali, Indonesia I wrote about the local hotel rates :
Kuta – “Dua Dara” double for 40k, cheapest around are 30.000
Lovina - cheaper
The exchange rates (indonesian rupiah) at the time make that $3.75 – $5.00 per person per night, which hit me hard. I had come to tourist-infested Bali Island by way of Sumatra, where cockroach-infested rooms went for a piddly $1.20 – $1.80 a night.
Paul Theroux wrote about ME!!! OMG, I will never go to poor countries again because they are cheap – I will go there purely for spiritual enlightenment and check into a 5 or 6 star hotel. Sarcasm aside, he did have a point.
When I spent the better part of 2 years in Indonesia and other parts of South East Asia I often had the discussion with other self-styled travellers about the distinction between a tourist and a traveller.
Over time I condensed these infuriating debates into the following list of essential characteristics which get you the desired label of a “traveller”:
- stay only in hostels and family-run homestays (no hotels! Oh NO!)
- a heavy rucksack (extra marks for certain “cool” brands)
- have no money (or at least pretend to)
- brownie points for those who worked real hard to save up for the big ticket.
- More brownie points for the nastiest jobs.
- preferably lots of hair
- lack of companions moves you up the ranks,
with loners earning the most points (couples needn’t apply, unless they’ve been on the road for 3+ years)
- actually being on the move!
The last one is actually important – Someone in Israel once remarked on several foreigners who lived in Tel-Aviv (in the mid-nineties) on day jobs and minor scams – They called themselves “travellers”, but hadn’t left the city for nigh on twelve years!
So I had to agree that by the end of my stint in Asia I had been guilty of at least some of these counts – notably the cheapskating one. I had to agree with Paul.
Not only did I learn to loathe such tedious discussion on who can him/herself call what, but also did I learn to loathe the people who devised such criteria. Most of them were only sitting on that beach, because their parents had given them some cash to fill time between university duties.
So I’d rather be an attentive and educated “tourist” than belong to that hypocritical, self-obsessed bunch of credit card tramps.
Now all I have to do is go there again, come back and write a best-selling novel about it all.